lovejustalittlebitharder:

friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good

kittycatclaws473:

Family: *insults my weight*
Family: *insults my interests*
Family: *insults my friends*
Family: *insults my music*
Family: *judges me constantly*
Family: you’re being so rude why aren’t you spending time with us
Oh I’m the one being rude???

angry90slesbian:

I’m in the living room and I could hear my mom on the phone down in the basement trying to fix something in the vent. So naturally I went over to the vent and went "OOOoooOOOHHHhhhh DeBORaHH!!!!! ThhIIISSSsss Issss YouRR CONSCIENCEEEEE!!!! ConFEsSS TO thAT MURDER YooouUU CooMMiTtEEDDdd in 1983!!!!"

and all I heard back was

I’m gonna have to call you back. My kids being a fucking idiot again.”

alexgaskarthdoingthings:

alexgaskarthdoingthings:

I’m not allowed to sleep in my boyfriends bed when I stay the night but he’s already sleeping and has his arms around me and I’m so warm and comfortable I don’t want to get up omg I just wanna stay curled up with my sweet boy forever

I TRIED TO GET UP AND HE JUST WHISPERED “stay” AND PULL ED ME BACK HOLY SHIT I CANT EVEN THIS BOY WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME

dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings